Okay, maybe not all astrologers, but most of us, I think. Okay, some of us. At least once. Here’s a uniquely astrological problem, and don’t even try to tell me that this has never happened to you at least once, because if you’re an astrologer, whether you’re an amateur or a professional, whether you’ve been … Continue reading Astrologers are All Doing It: Crushing on (or Falling in Love With) an Astrological Chart
So, I did my solar return chart for 2021. I may have the option to return to my hometown for Thanksgiving, which is shortly before my birthday, and my birthday is on a Saturday this year, which means I’d either be in the Finger Lakes for my birthday or traveling back to Chicago, or by … Continue reading On the 4th House
How can an atheist be an astrologer? How can I be hanging out in the threshold of the woo closet under the mistletoe and still just say there's no higher power? Isn't this all part of the claptrap of belief? You can live without belief in higher powers and still be an astrologer. Atheism and … Continue reading Astrology is for Atheists
Down the lonely dark road of your mind, you walk aimlessly, wondering how you got there, and what's waiting for you at the other end of the light. This is going to be a special Mercury retrograde for me, because it’s in Scorpio, which is my natal Mercury sign, and I have Mercury retrograde in … Continue reading Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio!
This is pretty much where I am in my mind all the time now. I daydream a lot now. Like, a lot more than I used to during my very active Saturn transits of the past. One of my favorite things to do is to have unstructured quiet time where I either listen to music … Continue reading Gratitude Attitude: Actual Gratitude in Astrology
How to figure out someone’s favorite food: Look at their Moon sign. If there’s any planets in the sixth house, feed them, too. How to figure out what to get them for their birthday: First, look to the rising sign to see how they react to getting a gift. Then, look at their 2nd house, … Continue reading Astrology Quick How-to’s For Dealing With Humans
I’v published a book for a friend of mine. Originally, it was about interpreting the Moon in astrology, but it’s so much more than that. If you want to know how to interpret the moon and the fundamentals of reading astrological charts, check her book at Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Moon-Matters-Discover-Hidden-Astrological-ebook/dp/B07HRCR9RR/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542169184&sr=8-1&keywords=Aurora+Cantor Because the Moon Matters!
Sometimes I would get a call in the early morning from friends of mine who have gone out, met a guy, and wanted to know right away if he’s a good catch. Usually, I think that anyone you meet at a bar at 2 a.m. is NOT a good catch, so I was already thinking … Continue reading 21 Worst Case Scenarios in Your Partner’s Astrological Chart
This is the first in an experiment to make astrology understood through narrative. I hated school, but I loved college. I have been to five now, and now, in my mid-thirties, I am in graduate school studying to be a lawyer. I have studied literature, fine art, writing, ceramics, acting, psychology, math, and engineering. I … Continue reading I am Sagittarius Sun: Narrative 1
This is the third installment of astrological narratives to illustrate certain astrological aspects. I hate being reminded of my roots. Why do I hate this? It is not embarrassment. It is pity, mixed with anger: there is nothing wrong or bad about understanding how the physical world works or mundane things, and there is nothing … Continue reading I am Mars in Virgo: Narrative 3