So I get some very interesting google search terms that bring people to this blog, including ones I can't ever recall actually discussing, so why not just write a blog post to answer a specific question? This comes from an interesting google search term that brought someone to this blog. I still check those sometimes, … Continue reading What Synastry Aspects Will Make Him Chase Her?
I believe it was Michael Herkes, the GLAM Witch, who has coined this phrase and deserves all the credit. Read his books. We all need Lilith to liberate us from the Karenization of the occult. Sometimes I feel like I should soften my stance on organized religion, usually because of coming across people who have … Continue reading Karencraft and the Karenization of Astrology
While I set out to create a blog to teach astrology, I realize that I either failed to do so or didn't create the expected blog. I don't think I intended to create a blog that synthesized astrology into daily life and thought, but I guess that's kind of what I've done. There are so … Continue reading Dispositors: Creating Full Pictures By Going Around the Zodiac
No, really. You weren't. I'll stop you right there and repeat: You. Were. Not. Born. On. A. Cusp. You were not born on a cusp. Period. I don't care if your birthday is October 23rd, November 22, or December 22nd and for the love of the universe: Virgos, stop telling me that you were born … Continue reading You were not born on a cusp.
UPDATE: This article has hit some very particular nerves with some very particular people, including a couple hasty, self-righteous ones who think I'm talking about my own clients. No: I'm not talking about clients. I'm talking about the very real thing I address later in this article, which is one of the reasons I warn … Continue reading Astrologers are All Doing It: Crushing on (or Falling in Love With) an Astrological Chart
So, I did my solar return chart for 2021. I may have the option to return to my hometown for Thanksgiving, which is shortly before my birthday, and my birthday is on a Saturday this year, which means I’d either be in the Finger Lakes for my birthday or traveling back to Chicago, or by … Continue reading On the 4th House
How can an atheist be an astrologer? How can I be hanging out in the threshold of the woo closet under the mistletoe and still just say there's no higher power? Isn't this all part of the claptrap of belief? You can live without belief in higher powers and still be an astrologer. Atheism and … Continue reading Astrology is for Atheists
Down the lonely dark road of your mind, you walk aimlessly, wondering how you got there, and what's waiting for you at the other end of the light. This is going to be a special Mercury retrograde for me, because it’s in Scorpio, which is my natal Mercury sign, and I have Mercury retrograde in … Continue reading Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio!
This is pretty much where I am in my mind all the time now. I daydream a lot now. Like, a lot more than I used to during my very active Saturn transits of the past. One of my favorite things to do is to have unstructured quiet time where I either listen to music … Continue reading Gratitude Attitude: Actual Gratitude in Astrology
How to figure out someone’s favorite food: Look at their Moon sign. If there’s any planets in the sixth house, feed them, too. How to figure out what to get them for their birthday: First, look to the rising sign to see how they react to getting a gift. Then, look at their 2nd house, … Continue reading Astrology Quick How-to’s For Dealing With Humans